ADVERTISEMENT: “Strong Female Assistance”
IMPLICATION: Perhaps an arthritic old woman who needs help out of bed?
ACTUAL JOB: Not an arthritic old lady. No, not at all.
There are a lot of jobs I apply for and don’t get. I average something like 1 in every 15 job apps. And then there are jobs I do get, and definitely don’t want. Like this one. Gah!